Funny Quotes About Being Tired
If you’re tired, but can’t particularly change it right now, and just want to have a laugh about it – then this collection of funny quotes is for you.
I recently posted a collection of quotes all about being tired – emotionally, physically and mentally tired. It seemed to have struck a chord with many, so it seems like feeling tired is a very common problem.
This is of course unfortunate, especially considering the consequences tiredness can have on our mental, emotional and physical health. But it did get me thinking. If things are outside of our control and causing us tiredness, sometimes we can alter our perception through a little humor. I hope these give you a laugh and a little boost to your day. Enjoy.
“I am tired of being tired and talking about how tired I am.” Amy Poehler
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.” Oscar Wilde
“Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.” Anton Chekhov
“Retired is being tired twice, I’ve thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.” Richard Armour
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” Jules Renard
“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?” Jean Kerr
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” Shaquille O’Neal
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.” Martin H. Fischer
“I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.” Unknown
“The bags under my eyes were definitely well past the carry-on limit.” Sarah Gailey
Funny Tired Mom Quotes
“Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.” Tina Fey
“I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It took me four days, but whatever.” Unknown
“Sometimes I’m so tired, I look down at what I’m wearing, and if it’s comfortable enough to sleep in, I don’t even make it into my pajamas. I’m looking down, and I’m like, ‘T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that’s fine. It’s pajama-y, good night.’” Rebecca Romijn
“I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow.” Unknown (but any tired parent can really feel this!)
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.” Unknown
Hopefully the above quotes gave you a smile or laugh. For more funny quotes, check out:
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