30 Funny Positive Thinking Quotes To Make You Laugh!

If you’re looking for positive thinking quotes, that are also funny, then you’ve come to the right place!

Inspiring positive quotes can give you a much-needed pep talk – just when you need it the most.

Because positive thinking helps with your emotional and physical health, from improving your daily life and relieving stress, to helping with your physical health and well-being.

Then, add some humor to these positive quotes and it just gets even better – because who doesn’t want to have a laugh along the way!

It keeps everything lighter and easier and shifts our thinking into a more positive mindset.


Funny Positive Thinking Quotes to Make You Laugh!




“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” Joe Girard


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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)


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“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” Mark Twain


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“The possible is just the impossible that we’ve come to accept.” Stewart Stafford


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“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” Kyle Chandler


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“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” Franklin P. Jones


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“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” Lily Tomlin


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“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” Billie Burke


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“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” Marie Osmond


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“Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” Robert Brault


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“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” Yogi Berra


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“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” Mark Twain


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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” Robert Frost

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“I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” Louis Agassiz


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“Bad decisions make good stories.” Ellis Vidler


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“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Unknown


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“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” Steven Wright


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“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” Albert Einstein


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“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” 

Dalai Lama


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“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

Thomas Edison


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“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” 

Isaac Asimov


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“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.”  Zig Ziglar

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“I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.” Winston Churchill


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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, Call me….I’ll laugh at you.” Unknown

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“I’m so optimistic, I’d go after Moby Dick in a rowboat and take the tartar sauce with me.” Zig Ziglar


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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde


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“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” Steven Wright


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“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” Voltaire

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“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” Unknown

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I hope these bring a smile to your face and a bit of motivation to your day!

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