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40 Funny Self Love Quotes

It’s not always easy to practice self-love and compassion.

But finding an inspiring quote that helps to remind you, is a great way to keep the importance of self-love and care at the forefront of your mind.

What’s even better, is a collection of funny self-love quotes – because things are always lighter, brighter and more positive if you’re able work on your personal development AND have a little laugh along the way!

Here is a great collection of 40 funny quotes on self-love, self-worth and having self-compassion. Enjoy!

40 Funny Self-Love Quotes:

 

1.

 

“Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!’” Unknown

 

Funny Self Love Quotes

 

2.

 

“I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.” Johnny Depp

 

Funny Self Love Quotes Johnny Depp

 

3.

 

“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.” Maxwell Maltz

 

Funny Self Love Quotes - Maxwell Maltz

 

4.

 

“L’Oreal’s slogan ‘because you’re worth it’ has come to epitomise banal narcissism of early 21st century capitalism; easy indulgence and effortless self-love all available at a flick of the credit card.” Geoff Mulgan

 

Funny Self Love Quotes Geoff Mulgan

 

5.

 

One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

 

Funny self love quotes

 

6.

 

 “You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.” Louise L. Hay

 

Louise Hay quotes

 

7.

 

“It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine!” Byron Katie

 

Funny Self Love Quotes - Byron Katie

 

8.

 

“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.” Diane Von Furstenberg

 

Self love quote Diane Von

 

9.

 

“Your problem is you’re … too busy holding onto your unworthiness.” Ram Dass

 

Funny Self Love Quotes Ram Dass

 

10.

“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” Oscar Wilde

 

Funny selflove quotes Oscar Wilde

 

 

11.

“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.” Unknown

 

Funny Self Love Quote

 

12.

“I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.” Lailah Gifty Akita

 

13.

“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” Ellen DeGeneres

 

Funny Self Love Quotes - Ellen

 

14.

“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.” Unknown

 

Funny selflove quotes unknown

 

15.

“The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.” Maya Angelou

 

Maya Angelou Funny Self Love Quotes

 

16.

“Self-love seems so often unrequited.” Anthony Powell

Funny Self Love Quotes - Anthony Powell

 

17.

“We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us.” Virginia Satir

 

 

18.

“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.” A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

Funny Self Love Quote A Milne

 

19.

“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.” Lucille Ball

Extra Funny Self Love Quotes

 

 

20.

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” Mark Twain

 

 

21.

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewite

 

 

22.

“When I was around 18, I looked in the mirror and said, ‘You’re either going to love yourself or hate yourself.’ And I decided to love myself. That changed a lot of things.” Queen Latifah

Queen Latifah Self Love

 

23.

“I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. Who else is there better to be?” Golden Hawn

 

24.

“Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.” Mad-D

 

25.

“Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.” Lao Tzu

 

Funny Self Love Quotes Lao Tzu

 

26.

“The things that make me different are the things that make me me.” A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

 

27.

“In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act.” Unknown

Funny Self Love Quote Society

 

28.

“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.” Mae West

 

29.

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” Frank Zappa

 

Frank Zappa self love quote

 

30.

“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.” A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

 

31.

“Don’t belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself.” Corita Kent

 

32.

“It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love.” Voltaire

 

Funny Self Love Quote Voltaire

 

33.

 “I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore, I learnt to dress myself.” Nikki Rowe

 

34.

“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”Unknown

 

35.

“Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” Tina Fey

 

36.

“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” Unknown

Funny Self Love Quote pineapple

 

37.

“Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity.” – Andre Gide

 

38.

“People think, ‘Oh, I’m loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.’ Love yourself enough to get up!” Alison Sweeney

 

39.

“You were born to be real, not to be perfect.” Unknown

 

Funny Self Love Quote Unknown

 

40.

“Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.” Unknown

 

Self love quotes that are funny

 

 

Looking for some more great ideas on self love?:

s4a

Thursday 17th of September 2020

I smiled reading them all, thanks for sharing...

Swinburne.Benjamin

Sunday 19th of July 2020

Don't ask what others have done for you, but ask what you have done for others

Bob LaNinfa

Monday 4th of May 2020

They were very good, My friend Eddy Eye, Always said this.

When trouble comes it comes not as a single spy but in battalions.

I don't know where he got it.