40 Funny Self Love Quotes
It’s not always easy to practice self-love and compassion.
But finding an inspiring quote that helps to remind you, is a great way to keep the importance of self-love and care at the forefront of your mind.
What’s even better, is a collection of funny self-love quotes – because things are always lighter, brighter and more positive if you’re able work on your personal development AND have a little laugh along the way!
Here is a great collection of 40 funny quotes on self-love, self-worth and having self-compassion. Enjoy!
40 Funny Self-Love Quotes:
“Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!’” Unknown
“I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.” Johnny Depp
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.” Maxwell Maltz
“L’Oreal’s slogan ‘because you’re worth it’ has come to epitomise banal narcissism of early 21st century capitalism; easy indulgence and effortless self-love all available at a flick of the credit card.” Geoff Mulgan
One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.” Louise L. Hay
“It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine!” Byron Katie
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.” Diane Von Furstenberg
“Your problem is you’re … too busy holding onto your unworthiness.” Ram Dass
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” Oscar Wilde
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.” Unknown
“I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.” Lailah Gifty Akita
“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” Ellen DeGeneres
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.” Unknown
“The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.” Maya Angelou
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.” Anthony Powell
“We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us.” Virginia Satir
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.” A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.” Lucille Ball
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” Mark Twain
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewite
“When I was around 18, I looked in the mirror and said, ‘You’re either going to love yourself or hate yourself.’ And I decided to love myself. That changed a lot of things.” Queen Latifah
“I’ve finally stopped running away from myself. Who else is there better to be?” Golden Hawn
“Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.” Mad-D
“Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.” Lao Tzu
“The things that make me different are the things that make me me.” A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act.” Unknown
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.” Mae West
“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” Frank Zappa
“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.” A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Don’t belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself.” Corita Kent
“It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love.” Voltaire
“I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore, I learnt to dress myself.” Nikki Rowe
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”Unknown
“Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” Tina Fey
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” Unknown
“Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity.” – Andre Gide
“People think, ‘Oh, I’m loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.’ Love yourself enough to get up!” Alison Sweeney
“You were born to be real, not to be perfect.” Unknown
“Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.” Unknown
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They were very good,
My friend Eddy Eye, Always said this.
When trouble comes it comes not as a single spy but in battalions.
I don’t know where he got it.
Don’t ask what others have done for you, but ask what you have done for others
I smiled reading them all, thanks for sharing…