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Funny Sunday Quotes & Sayings For A Laugh

The following funny quotes about Sundays are a light-hearted perspective on how Sundays are spent.

Sunday for you may be a day of rest, a  day to catch up on chores, or a day to spend with family and friends. Unfortunately, it can also be a day with a sore head, a lonely day or the dreaded ‘Sunday blues’.

No matter how you spend your Sundays, we hope these funny Sunday quotes bring a smile to your face.

Funny Sunday Quotes

Funny Sunday Quotes

 

“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.” George Burns

 

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” Henry Kissinger

 

“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” Mark Morris

 

“Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable ‘To Do’ lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” Nanea Hoffman

 

“I hate housework! You make the beds; you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.” Joan Rivers

 

“Without Sunday, I wouldn’t know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life.” Byron Pulsifer

 

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” Paul Terry

 

“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” Chuck Palahniuk

 

“Sunday. The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” Lovely Goyal

 

“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!” D.S. Mixell

 

“Sunday — that airless graveyard that the brutalized week finally stumbles into and collapses”. Chandler Brossard

 

“Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.” Jimmy Lyons

 

“Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It’s kind of like trick-or-treating.” Chuck Palahniuk

 

“Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.” Tchaikovsky

 

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”  Joe E. Lewis

 

Short Funny Quotes About Sundays

 

“Someday is not a day of the week.” Janet Dailey

 

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”  Phyllis Diller

 

“I’m easy like Sunday morning.” Commodores

 

“I was trained to turn loneliness into laziness.”  Bill Callahan

 

“I hate Sundays because they give birth to Mondays.” Chris Southwave

 

“Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will—tomorrow.”  Gloria Pitzer

 

“You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.” Dagwood Bumstead

 

These funny quotes about Sundays are a great way to lighten the mood, laugh about life and enjoy the day. For more funny quotes, be sure to check out:

Michele Dwyer

Saturday 24th of September 2022

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