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20 Funny Quotes About Having A Bad Day

When you’re having a bad day, some funny quotes and words can actually help. You’d be amazed what a few funny words can do to cheer you up, shift your perspective and lift your mood.

Here are some of our favorite short and funny quotes for when you or someone else is having a bad morning or even a bad day:

 

Funny Quotes About Having A Bad Day

 

“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.” Steven Wright

 

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“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” Benjamin Franklin

 

 

“I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.” Franklin D. Roosevelt

 

funny quote about having a bad day

 

“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” Job Might

 

 

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.” Bill Watterson

 

 

“One of my favorite things to do is to play music really loud and dance my butt off in the morning. I’ll do it alone in my apartment. You can’t have a bad day after that.” Allison Williams

 

 

“You have a bad day at the office, four people know. You suck in a movie, everyone knows.” Brad Garrett

 

 

“Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.” William Feather

 

funny quote about a bad day

 

“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” John Marsden

 

 

“In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” Elbert Hubbard

 

 

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.” Theodore Roosevelt

 

 

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.” Mae West

 

 

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” Henry Kissinger

 

 

“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” Punit Ghadge

 

 

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” Glen Cook

 

 

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” Robert Frost

 

 

“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” Jarod Kintz

 

 

 

“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” James Lileks

 

 

 

“Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” Rachel Caine

 

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