30 Funny Positive Thinking Quotes To Make You Laugh!

If you’re looking for positive thinking quotes, that are also funny, then you’ve come to the right place!

Inspiring positive quotes can give you a much-needed pep talk – just when you need it the most.

Because positive thinking helps with your emotional and physical health, from improving your daily life and relieving stress, to helping with your physical health and well-being.

Then, add some humor to these positive quotes and it just gets even better – because who doesn’t want to have a laugh along the way!

It keeps everything lighter and easier and shifts our thinking into a more positive mindset.

 

Funny Positive Thinking Quotes to Make You Laugh!

 

 

1.

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” Joe Girard

 

2.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

 

 

3.

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” Mark Twain

 

4.

“The possible is just the impossible that we’ve come to accept.” Stewart Stafford

 

5.

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” Kyle Chandler

 

 

6.

“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” Franklin P. Jones

 

 

7.

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” Lily Tomlin

 

 

8.

“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” Billie Burke

 

 

9.

“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” Marie Osmond

 

 

10.

“Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” Robert Brault

 

11.

“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” Yogi Berra

 

 

12.

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” Mark Twain

 

 

13.

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” Robert Frost

 

14.

“I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” Louis Agassiz

 

 

15.

“Bad decisions make good stories.” Ellis Vidler

 

 

 

16.

“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Unknown

 

17.

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” Steven Wright

 

18.

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” Albert Einstein

 

 

19.

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” 

Dalai Lama

 

 

20.

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

Thomas Edison

 

 

 

21.

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” 

Isaac Asimov

 

 

 

 

22.

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.”  Zig Ziglar

 

23.

“I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.” Winston Churchill

 

 

24.

 

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, Call me….I’ll laugh at you.” Unknown

 

25.

“I’m so optimistic, I’d go after Moby Dick in a rowboat and take the tartar sauce with me.” Zig Ziglar

 

 

26.

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde

 

 

27.

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” Steven Wright

 

 

28.

“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” Voltaire

 

30.

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” Unknown

 

I hope these bring a smile to your face and a bit of motivation to your day!

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