Funny Quotes About Being Single
The following funny quotes about being single are a great way to remind yourself and others that being single is not a bad thing! Forget societies pressure to be in a relationship – being single can be a lot of fun!
If you’re getting pressure from family or friends, these funny quotes can help to make light of your ‘situation’ 🙂 and express that you’re absolutely fine. Because, let’s face it, being single can be pretty great. Regardless if it’s an active choice to be single or not.
It’s a great time for self-discovery, exploring your options and enjoying being footloose and fancy free. Nobody to answer to, no obligations and plenty of time to do what you want! So, next time someone tries to make you feel bad about being single, just remind them of these funny quotes:
Funny Quotes About Being Single
“Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.” Mae West
“As a self-described idealistic, I never consider myself as single. I like to say that I’m in between romances at the moment.” Carl Henegan
“I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… it’s working out. I think I’m the one.” Emily Heller
“I call it being self-partnered.” Emma Watson
“I like being single — I’m always there when I need me.” Art Leo
“I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.” Sue Grafton
“I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.” Mindy Kaling
“I think, therefore I’m single.” Liz Winston
“You know why divorces are so expensive? They’re worth it.” Willie Nelson
“You don’t need a knight to rescue you. You’re not locked in a turret.” Candi Williams
“Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan.” Mandy Hale
“I’m single because I was born that way.” Mae West
“Instead of single as a marital status…I prefer ‘Independently owned and operated’”. Unknown
“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” Jack Benny
“I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone.” Robin Williams
“I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” Henry David Thoreau
“Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.” Voltaire
“Don’t let society fool you into believing that if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend then you’re destined for a life of misery. The Dalai Lama has been single for the last 80 years and he is one of the happiest people on earth. Stop searching for happiness in places outside of yourself and start finding it where it has always been within you.” Miya Yamanouchi
“I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.” Elizabeth I
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person.” Oscar Wilde
“I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.” Shirley MacLaine
“If you really are going to be happy single, you have to stop treating being single as the annoying time that you pass between relationships and embrace it. Rather than focusing on what you lack, focus on what you have: You.” Natalie Lue
Remember, being single is not a bad thing – so don’t worry about other’s opinions! For more funny quotes, be sure to check out:
