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Funny Happy New Year Quotes (2022)

These funny quotes about New Years are refreshing.

Whilst we enjoy the inspirational quotes about fresh starts and resolutions, it’s also great to poke fun too.

There really is no shortage of material – there are always huge expectations, the failed diet attempts, the quickly abandoned New Year resolutions and the potential curveballs that the last few years have thrown us all. 

If you’re wanting to take the pressure off yourself, provide some light-hearted funny new year wishes to friends and loved ones, or use as a funny caption, then the following sarcastic and funny quotes are great. Enjoy!

Funny Happy New Year

 

“Have told so many friends “Don’t worry, New Year will be better!“. I love misguiding people.” Nitya Prakash

 

“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.” James Agate

 

“I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.” Unknown

 

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” Bill Vaughan

 

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall.” Aleister Crowley

 

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” Bill Vaughn

 

“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” Mark Twain

 

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

“May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.” Joey Adams

 

“My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.” Nia Vardalos

 

“You can get excited about the future. The past won’t mind.” Hillary DePiano

 

“I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Year’s resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ’til December, right?” Catherine O’Hara

 

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” Oscar Wilde

 

“New Year’s Day — now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” Mark Twain

 

“You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I’m only going to dread one day at a time.” Charlie Brown

 

“This New Year’s I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd.” Melanie White

 

“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” William Thomas

 

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