Funny Encouraging Quotes About Life
Funny, encouraging quotes provide a unique blend of humor and wisdom, offering valuable life lessons in a light-hearted manner.
They not only lift our spirits but also make complex or challenging topics more accessible and relatable.
By presenting encouragement with a touch of humor, these quotes resonate deeply, promoting positive thinking, resilience, and a healthier perspective on life’s ups and downs.
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Funny Encouraging Quotes About Life
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” โ Dalai Lama
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” โ Thomas Edison
“I didnโt fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” โ Benjamin Franklin
“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” โ Elvis Presley
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” โ Katharine Hepburn
“The elevator to success is out of order. Youโll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” โ Joe Girard
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” โ Mark Twain
“Age is of no importance unless youโre a cheese.” โ Billie Burke
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” โ Will Rogers
“Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” โ Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” โ Jim Carrey
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” โ Cathy Guisewite
“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go into another room and read a book.” โ Groucho Marx
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” โ Margaret Mead
“Life is like a sewer โ what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” โ Tom Lehrer
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” โ Terry Pratchett
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnโt give it up because by then I was too famous.” โ Robert Benchley
“If youโre going through hell, keep going.” โ Winston Churchill
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” โ Winston Churchill
“You canโt wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” โ Jack London
“Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right.” โ Unknown
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” โ David Lee Roth
“If you hit the target every time, it’s too near or too big.” โ Tom Hirshfield
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” โ Steven Wright
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