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Funny Work-Life Balance Quotes

The concept of ‘work-life balance’ is often thought of as funny because it seems unattainable to most. 

Many people believe that it is impossible to have a successful career and a happy personal life. 

Others think that work-life balance is a myth created by lazy people who want to justify not working hard enough.

But the truth is, achieving a good work-life balance is possible, and it’s something that we should all strive for.

It may not be easy, but it’s worth the effort. After all, our work and our personal lives are both important parts of our lives.

Here is a great collection of funny quotes about work-life balance – because humor always helps! 

Funny Work-Life Balance Quotes

 

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” Douglas Adams

 

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“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” Groucho Marx

 

 

“The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.” Jonas Salk

 

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“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” Charles Lamb

 

 

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” Albert Einstein

 

 

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” Robert Frost

 

 

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” Bill Gates

 

 

“I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.” Vincent Van Gogh

 

Funny Quotes about work life balance

 

 

“There’s no such thing as work-life balance. There are work-life choices, and you make them, and they have consequences.” Jack Welch

 

 

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” Henry Kissinger

 

Funny Quotes about work stress

 

 

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” Jerome K. Jerome

 

 

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” Phyllis Diller

 

 

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” George Burns

 

 

“Either you run the day, or the day runs you.” Jim Rohn

 

 

“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.”  Peter Drucker

 

 

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” Edgar Bergen

 

 

“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” Jules Renard

 

 

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” Elbert Hubbard

 

 

“No one on his deathbed ever said, ‘I wish I had spent more time at the office.” Paul Tsongas

 

 

“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” Elbert Hubbard

 

 

“As I have gotten older and wiser, I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course, retirement.” Tom Goins

 

 

“The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant.” Donna Reed

 

 

“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.” Lisa Alther

 

 

“Most people chase success at work, thinking that will make them happy. The truth is that happiness at work will make you successful.” Alexander Kjerulf

 

 

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” Robert Frost

 

 

“It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.” Benjamin Franklin

 

 

“Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.” Barbara Dale

 

 

“Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.” Ann Landers

 

 

“The harder I work, the luckier I get.” Samuel Goldwyn

 

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