Funny Happy Quotes – For An Easy Laugh
Funny happy quotes will make you both laugh and, well happier!
This collection of funny quotes is all about happiness. Because we all want to be happy – it’s something that most people strive for. So much so, that happiness can sometimes become this abstract notion, a destination rather than a journey. Which it isn’t.
Happiness shouldn’t be serious. These funny quotes will make you smile, but also have you rethinking what happiness is and isn’t, and why you shouldn’t take it so seriously. Enjoy.
Funny Happy Quotes And Sayings
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” Mitch Hedberg
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.” Guillaume Apollinaire
“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.” Mark Twain
“There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.” Stephen Chbosky
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” Will Rogers
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” Will Ferrell
“I’m happy. Which often looks like crazy.” David Henry Hwang
“When I was small, I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I’m grown up, I know I was right.” Unknown
“A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.” Bil Keane
“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.” Rita Mae Brown
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” Oscar Wilde
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.” David Lee Roth
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” Gertrude Stein
“Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.” Unknown
“It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.” Kin Hubbard
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” Dave Barry
“Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it.” Alexandre Dumas
“Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.” Bertolt Brecht
“Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness.” Andre Gide
“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” Don Marquis
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Charlie Chaplin
“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.” Alexander Woollcott
“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.” John Barrymore
“Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.” Robert Frost
“Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.” Bernard Meltzer
“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.” Ernest Hemingway
“If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.” Richard Bach
“Research has shown that the best way to be happy is to make each day happy.” Deepak Chopra
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